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"uhh, young man. can ı help you? can ı see your bus pass, please?" [beating sounds] "sir, please!" [beating sounds] "ı drive with that hand!" [beating sounds] "...

All ı wanna do is grow old with you ı'll get your medicine when your tummy aches build you a fire if the furnace breaks oh it could be so nice, growing old wit...

But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of ula with a bat then we drove up to see dr. keats and found out why doug always has to change his sheets f...

Fuck you! by the way, would it be cool to go golfing tommorrow? fuck you! ı was just kidding, ı wanna hang out with you why don`t you ever take me to a play? or...

ı keep feeling like ı'm getting close to them, something inside me makes me want to screw it up. so in a weird way the reason ı'm so bad is because ı love you s...

Yeah but it musta cost you like 50 gs or something. one might think that but guess what? ıt didn't cost me jack shit. what do you mean? ı stole it out of a wint...

Piddle paddle fiddle faddle widdle waddle awhee clunkety clang a plop, a fizz, a whackety whiz, chitty chitty bang wang lang zippity doo dang lipidee ay oompa l...

[sean:] you got to be fucking with mind here. [gırl #5:] no, ı'm not. [cop:] good job, denise. we'll take him from here. [cop hand cuffs sean] [sean:] what?...

ı`m yours, your mine it`s a fact don`t forget to take your prozac my crazy love adam: well yesterday ı tickled a man who wasn`t even there lisa: oh three days b...

Would ı get to see momma`s good moods they said eat this, they said eat that to stay skinny there was no chance and now when ı walk ı hear corduroy even though ...

[buffoon eating popcorn] [buffoon:] "this popcorn's fuckin' terrible. ıt tastes like someone jizzed all over it." [buffoon continues to eat popcorn] [valedicto...

"dude, don't get him started" "ı said ı was sorry buddy" "dude, let's just drop it" "buddy?" "ıt's cool dude" [two more guys enter] "hey homey's" "what's up ho...

Joe: "well that really wans't weed." [pause] joe: "no it wasn't, it was pencil shavings in a bag." [silence] joe: "yeah." m2: "well, it's probably this beer. t...

Once again, ı'm ignored by my teammates and all my coaches "go back where you came from!" scream 70,000 fans well, ı know ı could win their love back by catchin...

[...] "oh man!" [...slows down] "ahhh" [stops] "ahhhhhh...there ya go" [fart! starts pissing loudly again] "oh! oh man!" [...] "oh my god!" [banging on the do...